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Rating: 4.45/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:24 pm
More proof that humans don't evolve. The i.q. it took to make this couldn't be greater than single digits. I would give this less than single digits if possible. Zero stars.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:11 pm
so, yes, cranky is a misogynist
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 6:11 pm
misogynist: a person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats women. Check out his liberal war on women poster. Yup, that's the right word.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 5:49 pm
Get back from where... an extended stay at the asylum, no doubt?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 4:45 pm
I know you don't, cranks. That's why I like picking on you so much. Seriously, though, whereabouts from Obamada... I mean, Canada, are you from? I have some friends in the RCAF who want me to visit them when I get back next year.
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:15 pm
All-righty then, lunch break is over... back to the grind, mates. Maybe tonight, or tomorrow. Busy day folks. Can't play today. See you on the flip side. PEACE
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:13 pm
Cranky's not a misogynist....lol...
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 4:07 pm
Why am I being called a misogynist? Not sure. I suspect it's got something to do with unbelievably high levels of sugar in someone's diet, but that's just a guess.
fauxnews - May 15, 2014, 4:00 pm
Why are you being called a misogynist, Cranky? :confused: I don't get it...
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:57 pm
Really? Hateful misogynist? I don't see where you get that from.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:56 pm
It's not a matter of what I think, it's a matter of what your postings and posters say about you. Yours say hateful misogynist
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:54 pm
Is that what you think now Emma? Aren't you speshul.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:51 pm
If you had any feelings other than hatred for women, that statement might hold water
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:51 pm
I almost feel bad for you Emma.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:50 pm
is that really all you have? Did you read that on the wall in juvie?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:50 pm
You really shouldn't project like that, Emma.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:49 pm
says crankyhead as he pees himself over nobody liking his women, blacks, and american military hating posters.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
Ditto for Caribou Barbie.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
Ditto for Mrs Romney.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:48 pm
No, but Ms. Coulter is a public figure.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:46 pm
Oh b**** please! Try and control your emotions and act like a grown up, you're embarrassing yourself.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:46 pm
I take nothing you say personally fox. =)
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:46 pm
...being bigoted, a total pile of malarkey. Or, is there something I'm missing here Emma?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 3:45 pm
So clearly, you don't know either of them. Which means, you don't actually know if they're illegals or not. Which means, you're stereotyping hispanics. Which means, you're a bigot. Which makes all that other nonsense you spouted earlier, about not...
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:34 pm
'Cause your mom knows these guys personally!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!... no, don't take that personally cranks. Just yanking yer' chain.
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:33 pm
Do you know Sarah Palin personally?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:32 pm
Do you know Ann Romney personnaly?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 3:32 pm
Do you know Ann Coulter personnaly?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 3:31 pm
Yeah, the one holding his crotch is your dad and the guy flipping the bird is your other dad
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:55 pm
You know these guys personally?


WHAT DO OBAMA AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN COMMON? - NEITHER ONE OF THEM HAVE TO PROVE AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP. Illegal is not a race. Obama is a lying, racist, America hating socialist! Border Security is Not Racism. It's Patriotism.




" NIGHTMARE ACT ? " - Reid: ‘We Need The People Of America To Rise Up’ For Amnesty Bill.




POLITICS -




OH WELL - Not only do they get to break in and stay but now they get a job and free stuff too




ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - This Is How It Works. It Brought Down The Roman Empire And It'll Bring Down The American Republic, IF WE LET IT




No Illegals. No Amnesty. No Compromise. -




POLITICIANS EXPOSED - The National Security Agency has declassified and released files that explain why politicians are so out of touch




WHITE HOUSE LOOSENS BORDER RULES FOR 2012 - "We don't want to upset potential Democrat voters",to Hell with The Constitution and Congress.




ILLEGAL ALIENS -




THEY WERE OK -




ILLEGAL ALIENS - JUST TRY AND DEPORT THESE GUYS !




" AUTHOR IS AFFILIATED WITH NASA " - Bad news from NASA: If we don’t reduce carbon emissions, the aliens might come and kill us.




GREAT JOB BARACK - Lookie all those undocumented democrats ready to stand in line for free stuff




CRIME DOES NOT PAY - Unless you are an illegal alien in California, wanting big discounts on your college tuition!




PROGGS - Terminally unclear on the concept. Why don't we just give up, And let their conscience be your guide?




THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN - If the DREAM act went really, really bad.




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TAGS: aliens
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - June 3, 2013, 9:44 pm
Good one!


Obama's amnesty for illegal aliens utter nonense -




THE LEADER'S LEADER - Explains why most of his proposals are out of this world!




ILLEGAL ALIENS -




DOUBLE STANDARD? OF COURSE NOT! -




AN UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN - The rest are just illegal...




ILLEGAL ALIENS -




ILLEGAL ALIENS -




Obama's Detestable Priorities -




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




Obama picks Revolution Day in Mexico to announce amnesty -




Why Is Trump Resonating With Voters??? -




Congresscritters Fell Asleep & Played With Cell Phones During Judiciary Hearing On Kate's Law -




Liberal Science Deniers -




Even Aliens Don't Like Liberals -




Liberal Logic -




Voter Fraud -




Jeb Bush Proves He's an Idiot Yet Again -




Immigration -




Illegal Aliens and Drug Dealers -


TAGS: illegal aliens drug dealers pc
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 14, 2015, 6:57 pm
It's undocumented citizens now. 65050


Liberals and Australian Style Gun Confiscation -




Illegal Blood-Sucking Alien Parasites -




Obama and Hurricane Patricia -




Marco Rubio: The Water Boy For The GOP Establishment -




San Francisco -




Wow! Trump is now an anti-vaxxer?!? -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Comrade De Blasio -




King Hussein Obama -




Hussein the Hypocrite -




Where Are The Aliens -




RINO Rogers the “Prince of Pork” -




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TAGS: ancient aliens science denial climate
Rating: 4.39/5

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guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:24 pm
You accuse the scientific community of perpetrating a hoax over AGW.#77008 There is your conspiracy theory.You also accuse members here of "pushing" AGW. There is your other conspiracy theory. Maybe they simply accept it. After all, it is accepted science
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:14 pm
the only conspiracy theory you see? you said [#76973]"Conspiracy theories?when have I pushed a conspiracy theory?" I see 2 in ONE post alone.#77006,(1)"The only conspiracy theory I see here is man-made global warming." (2)"And you clowns push it hard"
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:10 pm
accepted science is not a conspiracy theory. that is why it is accepted.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 11:52 am
The only conspiracy theory I see here is man-made global warming. And you, like the other global warming clowns here, push it hard.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 11:51 am
narcissistically-formulated politicized thinking?!? Did you learn some new words and forget to look up the definitions?
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:16 am
but rather than accept those facts, you deny in favor of a conspiracy theory that you should at least be equally skeptical about if skepticism was truly your agenda. you are not, because trolling is your agenda.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:15 am
you acknowledge that reputable researchers received govt grants, clearly that is public knowledge, as is their funding, which is disclosed. The denier scientist you are referring to was caught deliberately not disclosing his private corporate funding
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:12 am
#76995 responded to your narcissistically-formulated politicized thinking in #76992
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 2:10 am
another one of your conspiracy theories.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:09 am
If source of funding is not important, then explain this crap: http://www.politifake.org/fairy-tales-wei-hock-soon-science-deniers-funding-politics-62846.html
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:06 am
and where does their money come from? Ever see a government contract? It's written something like "Produce proof that anthropogenic global warming exists." Hardworking? More like political leeches.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:01 am
awww, did your but.tons get smashed again? try putting some of your forehead grease on it and it might loosen up and reset.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 2:00 am
here's what your comments amount to: caw...skip...caw...skip...caw..skip... ad nauseum. You most definitely are a one trick pony.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:59 am
you dont give those hardworking folks the benefit of the doubt.You flippantly dismiss their data while narcissistically favoring politicized talking points,which you should be (at least)equally skeptical about.Points to paranoid conspiracy minded thinking
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:49 am
researchers weren't from some sort of "Institute to find AGW." They're from depts focused on polar research and Earth sciences. whatever the data tells them is what eventually forms a consensus one way or another and reality just happens to have a bias.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:32 am
who are actually generating the results that point to anthropogenic warming, so it can't possibly provide an incentive to them.what money is left, little of it actually go to scientists.
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:30 am
your argument displays a profound ignorance of how science and science funding work. the vast majority of that govt money is in the form of "Climate Technology," None of that money goes to the researchers
guest818 - June 9, 2015, 1:28 am
looks like your bu.tton was pushed again. you can tell when you drop another one of your "conspiracy theories", to answer you from earlier [#76973].Reputable AGW climate scientists are not engaging in shady practices involving govt funding,your contention
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 12:07 am
hypocrite much?
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 9, 2015, 12:07 am
faux, faux, faux! You argued that the "denier" didn't reveal his funding and it was a big deal to you. None of the science alarmists are revealing their funding, but it doesn't phase you because they duped you into thinking like them (or not thinking).
rebeccaolsen - May 30, 2015, 2:50 pm
BUMP http://i.imgur.com/IIqQu.gif


Bill O' Reilly: Killing the Constitution -




Illegal Aliens -




. . . it also leads the 'least trusted' in the same polls. Explaination? ANCIENT ALIENS -


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calron - March 15, 2015, 8:42 pm
Notice the lack of facts that you are using to support your opinion.
fauxnews - March 15, 2015, 8:37 pm
Your copy & paste function can't save you this time. ;-) "Ad hominem" indeed. haha
calron - March 15, 2015, 8:23 pm
ZSo basically we have your standard doubt of Ad Hominems and ridicule in the place of any actual evidence.
fauxnews - March 15, 2015, 8:06 pm
The consensus of all polls,and especially the good ones,is that Fox News is both the most trusted and least trusted.Schizophrenic? Yes.But given that the US is so passionately split down the middle politically speaking,makes sense.Have a good one.Cheers=)
fauxnews - March 15, 2015, 7:58 pm
*yawn* The Washington Examiner is owned by conservative Denver billionaire Philip Anschutz, who owns other influential conservative publications. Notice you stopped sharing Breibart's rightwing propaganda. At least that is progress. P.S.Quinnipiac is junk
calron - March 15, 2015, 7:24 pm
Lets see: http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/poll-msnbc-least-trustworthy-source-of-news-fox-news-ranked-first/article/2561252 Nope, another falsehood.


When a Republican science denier starts making excuses -


TAGS: ancient aliens science deniers excuses
Rating: 2.56/5

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fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:18 pm
Translation (Calvon): Try to use more fancy words to cover my a$s.
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:15 pm
So did you not get the joke and cry or get it and cry as a "parody"?
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 9:32 pm
Translation (Calvon): Waaah.
calron - May 25, 2015, 8:40 pm
Yep, you don;t the truth, you can't Handel the truth. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/George_Frideric_Handel_by_Balthasar_Denner.jpg :P


When a Republican science denier starts making excuses -


TAGS: ancient aliens science deniers excuses
Rating: 2.41/5

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fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:33 pm
Okay, tell yourself that if it makes you feel better, mate. :-) *eating popcorn, enjoying the show*
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:28 pm
I don't know why you'r b***on are pushed, I just know you take the time to pretend to know what I think and get it wrong. Maybe I could go point out some of my spelling errors that no one mentioned, cause I've made many.
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 10:23 pm
Mate...why would your bad spelling and your insecurity over it (with your pathological excuses) push MY b'uttons? ;-) haha You hand yourself over to us on a silver platter; ie.you are the gift that keeps on giving. But. please, continue with your show.
calron - May 25, 2015, 10:18 pm
Wow, didn't you just tantrum over a response of mine like this and call it lame? Looks like that Tomato In The Mirror is your fiercest opponent. :)
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 9:27 pm
Glad to see you admit it. The first step is always the hardest X-D
calron - May 25, 2015, 8:38 pm
Looks like a b***on has been pushed. :P


It's the special Olympics... -


TAGS: megyn kelly inhofe ancient aliens
Rating: 2.41/5

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fauxnews - March 15, 2015, 9:11 pm
And left.
Oldsod - March 15, 2015, 9:01 pm
Right...closed-minded. Sole purview of the right.
calron - March 15, 2015, 8:45 pm
So now you are pretending to know what others think? You use Special Olympics as insult by your own admission in the very same comment that you deny doing so.
fauxnews - March 15, 2015, 7:53 pm
The targets of satire in this poster: M.Kelly, Sen.Inhofe, the ancient alien guy (and the audience that stubbornly believes their wacky views) are not special needs. If you dont like my posters, dont read them. Or give them a 1L. Either way:Problem solved
fauxnews - March 15, 2015, 7:53 pm
Im not making fun of special needs kids.It’s obvious to anyone reading this poster Im poking fun at the absurdity of close-minded Repubs. Nothing in this poster can be construed any other way.You and I both know that. Read the disclaimer:PARODY website
Oldsod - March 15, 2015, 3:54 pm
Thanks, Faux, for showing us your open-minded Liberal sensitivity. For the record, my daughter was twice in Special Olympics. I have also taught special needs students. Given your past vitriol, I can only a**ume you mean this in the pejorative sense.


Climate Caliphate -




global warming Deniers sound like they come from Mars -


TAGS: global warming deniers ancient aliens
Rating: 2.14/5

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fauxnews - February 26, 2015, 6:13 pm
Translation(OTC): http://s7.postimg.org/kp962pqvv/i6559.jpg
OTC - February 26, 2015, 5:57 pm
"Someone dares to have a difference of opinion, so I better attack and ridicule him because that's what the liberal gubmint school taught me about debating!"-Faux
fauxnews - February 26, 2015, 5:48 pm
Translation(OTC): Ancient Aliens! http://1mut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ancient-aliens-guy-meme-collection-1mut.com-6.jpg
OTC - February 26, 2015, 5:33 pm
Faux has demonstrated a lack of comprehension, understanding context, and a***ogy examples. He must be drunk on MMGW kool-aid again
fauxnews - February 26, 2015, 3:17 pm
haha... Touche ;-)
Curlyrocks - February 26, 2015, 3:12 pm
Why? Mars is also warming last time I checked.


“Remember, remember always, that all of us, you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists.” -




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RonaldReagan - March 23, 2015, 2:37 pm
heh..heh..That's explains it. I noticed he cuts and pastes directly from Michael Moore.Guess it's not ripping him off if you are stealing from yourself.Just another liberal pretending to look like a conservative to make us look bad.Classic liberal tactic
calron - March 23, 2015, 12:01 am
Such as?
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 10:01 pm
dont feed his victim complex, its already morbidly obese.
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 9:59 pm
for someone who complains about false narratives, you sure do use them often.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 11:51 pm
I can't deny a good cheese would go well with a certain someone's wine
calron - March 21, 2015, 11:41 pm
You're past the point of plausible deniability so your circular reasoning doesn't make you right. Rather it highlights the cognitive biases of saying I have not done things I have and how far you'll go to aviod admitting that.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 11:25 pm
Yup. Called it
calron - March 21, 2015, 11:04 pm
Incorrect. Your narrative is false, but you cleave to it even in the face of evidence that it is wrong. That is an act of faith rather than reason. And of course when you faith is challenged you resort to insults rather than admitting the truth.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 10:32 pm
Persecution complex.
calron - March 21, 2015, 7:57 pm
And yet another series of attacks, even as you say that you do not have to do so. The fact is I did things you say I didn't and thus your narrative is false. Repeatedly insulting me will not change that.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 7:41 pm
Big words, small mind. Classic dilemma haunting political discourse. You confuse gibberish for facts and invested ego for conviction. I don't ridicule someone if the clown shoe fits. I don't have to. They put on the show. I sit back and watch
calron - March 21, 2015, 7:22 pm
So basically more ridicule to avoid admitting that you pushed a false narrative. The facts do not agree with you.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 6:58 pm
More gibberish. You offered evidence? Didn't know I was on trial. Your creation? Now you're sounding like Al Gore. Like him, you over-think things. Work on that if you want to be taken seriously
calron - March 21, 2015, 6:44 pm
Nope, I was offering evidence that you where espousing falsehoods. Notice how you diverged from the context of conversation in order to twist my statement into something else then attacked your own creation.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 6:31 pm
Patting yourself on the back because no one else will Cal? What does any of that have to do with the price of tea in China? Real winners don't brag about shooting down arguments or winning an argument. They don't have to. Do you believe in your ramblings?
calron - March 21, 2015, 6:07 pm
No, I never made fund of global warming (just some believers), sh** down a few anti MMGW nonsense arguments, and attacked both parties. So what we have is your insults based off of falsehoods against my facts. Your narrative is false.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 4:05 pm
I haven't presented any falsehoods. Pointing out the obvious. You're too ashamed to admit your conservative values. Insulting. Was simply sick of hearing a lonely hypocrite go on and on whining and moaning about other people. Get a life Cal.
calron - March 21, 2015, 3:56 pm
Correlation doesn't imply causation. And of course you presented a number of falsehoods here as well to base that on.
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 3:53 pm
That's a hoot. You defend conservatives, never liberals. You make fun of global warming, never point out the flaws of the doubters. You say you're not Republican,but everything you do says otherwise. Im Republican,and not ashamed to admit it. Grow up Cal
calron - March 21, 2015, 3:26 pm
Another reference to something I made. I'm not republican, but thanks for the posterior pain.


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calron - March 28, 2015, 7:46 pm
When I accused NASA of bias, I cited the paper that they based their statement on and showed how it differed from what NASA said from it and offered a few pieces that based opinions off of facts to highlight those facts. And one sided complaints noted.
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 3:54 pm
You accuse NASA of being biased and cited politically-motivated opinion as your evidence.No credible soul in the science community would dare do that.But deniers do all the time because they have a bone to pick. You're moving the goal posts hun, duh
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 3:46 pm
Scientists never said the Earth was flat. It was non-scientists who said that.Non-scientists threatened to have some of the world's first scientists killed if they suggested the Earth wasn't the center of the Universe.
calron - March 28, 2015, 3:41 pm
lol, no. I do point out bad MMGW arguments, but that doesn't make people "deniers" any more that saying the Earth isn't flat makes you anti-science.
rebeccaolsen - March 28, 2015, 3:35 pm
I spy with my little eye a couple of deniers now pretending not to be deniers as a lame attempt to move the goal posts and push a denier agenda. Denier double agents. Funny stuff
calron - March 28, 2015, 1:19 pm
As I said before, just don't blame GW for bad weather. In just about ever bad weather event I see people claiming that it is proof of MMGW, but that just shows they do not understand the theory of MMGW.
Cyberhagen - March 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
And that's from a science site..
Cyberhagen - March 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
Only you look to be dead wrong: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-climate-extreme-winters.html


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fauxnews - April 25, 2015, 10:40 pm
Fair enough mate.
calron - April 25, 2015, 10:33 pm
I remember citing to show that number adjustment happened, which did, just because I came across it quickly in a search. I never said why they where adjusted until until recently.
fauxnews - April 25, 2015, 10:29 pm
It was hard to tell since you cited this publication before. But I'll take your word on it. Cheers
calron - April 25, 2015, 10:19 pm
never said I trusted it, just listed the source and just started looking into it. So thanks for reading into things I didn't say and check this out, 62619
fauxnews - April 25, 2015, 10:08 pm
If you're going to have a healthy skepticism about the scientists but not jokers like this,then you are just arguing to win - but betrayed by a double standard.Unless this was your way of calling out Bandit.But you're aint necessarily doing that here(2/2)
fauxnews - April 25, 2015, 10:06 pm
There was a lengthy debate here about Booker a few weeks back, and it is clear he has a credibility problem. If you are going to have a healthy skepticism about the scientists but not jokers like this, then you are just arguing to win.(1/2)
fauxnews - April 25, 2015, 10:04 pm
Tabloid. Junk journalism with an admitted conservative bias. Christopher Booker is as biased as they come. Caught red handed for misleading with bad sources. If you don't trust media matters, you shouldn't trust this. Now you are just being a hypocrite.
calron - April 25, 2015, 9:43 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Warming_Policy_Foundation
calron - April 25, 2015, 9:41 pm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/11561629/Top-scientists-start-to-examine-fiddled-global-warming-figures.html
calron - April 25, 2015, 9:25 pm
Citation needed.
Bandit5906 - April 25, 2015, 8:14 pm
Top scientists start to examine fiddled global warming figures The Global Warming Policy Foundation has enlisted an international team of five distinguished scientists to carry out a full inquiry = fraud


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